Bishop tends to get the slightest of facts wrong.  When he said that I had died, what he really meant was that I didn’t die.  Or in other words, I survived.  The lack of posts can be attributed to the following TRUE factors:

1. Basketball to the face in an arcade of all places.

2. Romantic female encounter.

3. Intense web design project for a professional sports team.

4. Freak car accident.

5. Earthquake.